Class Actress – Classixx

Lots of class in today’s selections… get it? Because they both have class in their names? Yeah, I know. I am witty as shit.

Needless to say this is a day for pretending it is anything but a Monday, it is instead a day for shaking your booty in your cubicle and looking at the 2nd day of spring through your tiny window (or the window you barely see over all the other cubicles). Both of these bands will have you suddenly feeling a bit sexier… even in pleated khakis! That’s right, office boy, you too can be the hotness. Put these jammy jams on that iPod and play them just loud enough to be heard at the water cooler and I bet someone will want to have the sex with you.

Speaking of sex, my weekend was filled with learning that this whole, “boyfriend” business is nonsense. It’s filled with expectations and permanent weekend plans… ew. I instead opted for suggesting we just keep it, “casual”… ladies… this is like a permanent booty call while maintaining a social life. Fucking brilliance…. I think.

Either way… yay for sex (the safe kind) and yay for music that makes you want to have some. Now go, office boys and girls, dance like everyone is watching… because they are.

Class Actress is up first with her dancey jams. The girl is sexy without being a gidget… which is a rarity in the dance-pop world. She brings a sass in the lower bass notes that are like nothing I have ever heard in something that made me want to shake it… I heart her. Listen!

And now… boys you might already be familiar with due to their kick ass ability to remix something delicious into something even MORE delicious… which is harder than you think. I often hate the world of remixes unless I hear the remixed version of a song FIRST. Then I usually end up disliking the original… it’s a catch 22. These boys, however, manage to win me over with their stuff every time. Their little diddy, “I’ll Get You” is delightful and will make you happy in your pants.

Happy Monday betches.